This here’s our definitive list of the best adult games you can play. We hand-picked these and wanted to include the classics and modern classics, too. Yes, this includes even sex games and games with sexual themes or scenes. Thus, we need to put this little red message at the top for you to read.
Warning: It obviously goes without saying, the ribald content of this saucy article is NSFW (not safe for work), NSFP (not safe for public) and NSFNH (not safe for nana’s house).
Also, if you’re interested in finding out about some of the best adult games on Steam specifically, check out that post once you’re done with this one.
1. Leisure Suit Larry
Let’s start with a classic, and ease our way in from there. You know we had to include this one in a list of the best adult games. Any sex games list, really.
Since its humble beginnings in the late 80s, the madcap exploits of the affable Larry Laffer have been delighting audiences with their tongue-in-cheek irreverence and more innuendo than you can shake a particularly phallic stick at.
Your goal in these point and click adventures is to meet and seduce attractive ladies before introducing them to the more compelling parts of your pants. You’ll be stymied on multiple occasions, however, not just by rebuffed affections, but by the many hazards that await you at every turn.
Trying to decide which of the many titles in this franchise to opt for is a tricky bit of business (as long as it’s not the atrocious 2004 reboot, Magna Cum Laude), but the general consensus is that the seventh entry, Love for Sail, is the big winner.
Its animation may be fairly dated by today’s standards, and the puns range from cringeworthy to bang-your-head-in-the-door-frame-until-you-pass-out-worthy, but it’s all a bit of fun, and has enough challenges, surprises, and sight gags to keep you entertained for hours.
It’s available at a low cost on Steam and GOG, as well as a bevy of other Larry titles in the series.
Also, that theme song is pure auditory sax.
2. SENRAN KAGURA Burst Re:Newal
Anyone that follows the adult game scene has probably heard of Senran Kagura. Burst Re:Newal isn’t the only game from the series on this list, but it’s a remaster of the one that started it all.
A lot of adult themed games are mostly visual novels, but Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal offers a lot of mature themes and content while also being a pretty fun game in its own right.
You play as scantily clad student ninjas and go head to head in intense battles with both friends and foes to protect the people you care about it. The object being weakening an enemy enough to blast their clothes off them as you damage them.
There are also side activities such as dressing room events and scenes for those of you interested in content that isn’t restricted to gameplay.
3. Summertime Saga
Arguably one of the most popular adult and sex games out right now, Summertime Saga puts you in the shoes of a young man who is grief stricken with the death of this father and left with a horde of problems such as finding a date for prom and dealing with criminals.
Although it seems like a deep plot, the game quickly becomes a dating sim that puts you in very graphic and sexual situations. In other words, the stuff that lots of you are probably here to enjoy.
Summertime Saga is one of the most successful crowdfunded games in recent memories and ongoing funding has allowed developer DarkCookie to continue to add and improve Summertime Saga.
4. eden* PLUS+MOSAIC
Described as a ‘kinetic novel,’ this Minori-developed title is definitely one the best adult games, and casts you as the last surviving male on Earth.
You are joined by a young girl described as a ‘Felix,’ and though you might think she was, in fact, a wonderful, wonderful cat with a magic bag, in actual fact she is a new species created by mankind, engineered to be intelligent and immortal.
Initially tasked with guarding and supervising the Felix, your relationship blossoms into something far deeper.
The AO-rated PLUS+MOSAIC expansion (hehehe… expansion) adds to the fairly innocuous proceedings by ramping up the blood and the breasts. Without this add-on, the game is more of a visual novel than a graphic one, so keep that in mind when you’re making your investment.
Personally, this sex game gives me the willies, but who knows, perhaps you’d like to give these girls the willies, too? Find it on Steam, where it has an overwhelmingly positive feedback score.
5. Girl and Goblin
If you’re looking for something a bit more simple and erotic, you know just removing a lot of the heavy duty gameplay and just getting to the stuff that a lot of you that are on this list are for, Girl and Goblin is a good place to accomplish that.
The game is short, not terribly expensive and has an adult mode that can be accessed by typing r18 on the main menu when you have it loaded up.
You’ll tasked with completing easy puzzle which when complete, reveal explicit images. Not every game needs to have GOTY quality gameplay folks.
6. Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash
This entry in this sordid series is a third-person shooter where you use a range of armaments to soak your buxom foes. Once they have taken enough punishment, you can finish them off with a blast so powerful, it knocks their bikini clean off them.
Whether it’s due to the strength of the weapon or the poor manufacturing of the bikini is never made apparent, but this isn’t really the kind of sex game you play for the plot.
Like the other adult games in the series, frontal nudity is censored, and it never goes as far as portraying actual sex, but you’ll run the gamut of every other bit of depravity you can handle, including splashing away the foam covering a gigantic naked woman’s body and preventing the advances of the Lickety Lick and Gropety Grope machines.
Feeling dirty from reading that? Don’t worry, the water will wash your sins away. Peach Beach Splash is available on PS4 and Steam, and if you like what you see, several of the other Senran Kagura titles are up for sale on those platforms, as well.
7. Ladykiller in a Bind
To give you an idea of the state of the adult gaming industry, it is actually incredibly hard to find a sexy title for the ladies. Most of the otome best adult games on the market revolve around wooing eligible bachelors but stop short before you get to have a go with their junk.
It’s not fair – we need more than a guy who will cuddle us and stoically proclaim that ‘nothing will ever hurt us’. We need wang, dammit! Where is the wang? (Note: if you do find the wang, maybe don’t tell me. That would be a jarring email to receive at work.)
Ladykiller in a Bind is a fair bit more inclusive, in the sense that it revolves around a gay woman’s dalliances with the various eligible bachelorettes she comes across while on a cruise, disguised as her twin brother.
If you were disheartened by the lack of actual lovemaking in Senran Kagura, you’ll be pleased to know that this submissive heroine finds herself on the receiving end of all kinds of kinky shenanigans. Seriously: this game is BDSM central, and golly does it look uncomfortable.
What does a rope wedgie feel like, exactly? Would you like to find out? Then check this one out on Steam, and once again, check out the accolades it has received so far.
All because it’s smut doesn’t mean it can’t be a good game, you know?
8. Genital Jousting
Oh look, we found the wang, after all. In Genital Jousting, you play the role of John, a wandering penis who is trying to find a date for his high school reunion. Alas, most of the guys on offer are just a bunch of peckers, so he must look far and wide to locate the man(hood) of his dreams.
What follows is a gripping tale of love and self-identity, as John juggles the rigors of daily life and the inherent dangers that come with being a literal penis.
The story is actually quite charming, and the mere visual of John trying to complete his typical routine can often result in hilarity, and occasionally, even horror. You’ll never look at a cactus the same way ever again, and it’s hard to fathom why he would choose to have one in his house.
How does he water it, anyway? …Oh… Oh wait… Never mind.
If the plot of this adult sex game isn’t for you, perhaps you’d prefer the multiplayer mode – the game’s meat and potatoes and testicles. Your much more straightforward goal there is to penetrate your friends and assert your dominance.
So many arguments and feuds could have been solved, had they just pursued this methodology. Be sure to pay tribute to your penis, or your rod, or your Johnson, by investigating Genital Jousting on Steam.
9. Elven Love
If things weren’t feeling realistic enough for you so far, then maybe it’s time to enter the VR world of Elven Love. That’s right, you’ll finally have an excuse to dust off your HTC Vive and fulfil every nerd’s biggest dream: relations with elves. You rolled a +20 for luck, my friend.
The flimsy story has something to do with the two races, and how you must complete an ancient ritual of love in order to reunite them. It seems as though intercourse solves a lot of political issues in this genre, but who are we to question?
The seduction process involves the implementation of a variety of spells and magic wands, as well as completing assorted puzzles for miscellaneous reasons.
Just a single glance at this game, and it’s apparent: the visuals are absolutely breathtaking. The two stages are vastly different from one another, one kingdom featuring gnarled branches and neon lighting, while the other opts for warm colors and a gorgeous dawn sunrise.
The elves themselves are meticulously detailed, though you’d be excused for thinking that they just completely aped the concept art from Warcraft lore – what’ll happen if Blizzard catches wind of this, I wonder? In any event, it’s a nice looking, if not shallow, title at a fairly low price on Steam.
Fingers crossed for a Dwarven Love spinoff.
10. Foto Flash
Foto Flash is effectively a series of fetch quests and quirky discussions with typically busty ladies, and can be completed in a couple of hours, if you know what you’re doing.
It makes up for this by being all kinds of lighthearted silliness that rarely takes itself seriously, and the art style is fantastic: the various women are completely unique and full of life.
In a genre where so many character designs are copy and paste templates of the same framework, Foto Flash bucks this trend by throwing as many different kinds of cute girls at you as possible.
The azure haired, one piece tan-lined Synthia is obviously the best, and anyone who disagrees is probably a monster. As usual, Steam is your destination.
That does it for our list of the best adult games you can play right now, though! Hope you enjoy all those sex games.